JJ
File No. 004 · opened Apr 2026Jordan Jensen
Guest · known to the desk as The Clown Defense · 1 appearance on file
Appearances
1
on file
Wins
0
editions
Pts / episode
4
raw
Deception
17%
fooled the panel
Detection
17%
caught the author
The Rap Sheet — how they lie
Jokes his way out of scrutiny.
Omission33%
Truthful24%
Bullshit21%
Misleading-true16%
Bald lie7%
Preferred tactics
Humor as shield19
Misdirection11.5
Undercommitment3
AI-annotated · 72 turns · 26% uncertain attribution · weighted counts
Distinctions
No distinctions on file. The desk is watching.
Who they read
Luis J. Gomez100%1 story
Ari Shaffir0%2 stories
Big Jay Oakerson0%1 story
Colum Tyrrell0%2 stories
Who reads them
Ari Shaffir67%3 stories
Luis J. Gomez67%3 stories
Big Jay Oakerson67%3 stories
Colum Tyrrell67%3 stories
Appearance log
Ep 88 · Crime Apr 9, 2026
Single-edition results stay under redaction; the career line above spoils nothing.