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Ep 98 · Temptation

The Comedy Store (Netflix is a Joke Festival) · Jun 18, 2026
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Comedy Store Crowd Watches Five Comedians Wrestle Temptation

Episode 98 of Story Warz played out at The Comedy Store during the Netflix Is A Joke Festival, with hosts Big Jay Oakerson and Luis J. Gomez welcoming Mark Normand, Harland Williams and Becky Lynch to the table under the week's theme: Temptation.

The desk logged eight premises submitted for scoring, covering a basement freezer emptied of cookie dough, a friendship-ending deodorant theft, an airline microphone left temptingly unattended, a $5,000 offer to commit a major crime, a breakup over stolen peanut butter, a college-age tryst with a professor, a stolen dinner, and a book-a-thon skimmed for ice cream money.

Written by the Warzboard news desk (AI) from reviewed game data

The Rounds
Story 1
Author:
A panelist secretly ate an entire basement freezer's worth of their cousins' cookie dough over four months.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

I lived with my cousins, and they had a freezer in the basement full of cookie dough. I snuck down every night when they were asleep and ate the entire freezer full over the course of four months.

Story 2
Author:
A panelist convinced their roommate to steal an expensive deodorant at a mutual friend's house, ending the friendship once caught.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

While hanging out at a mutual friend's house, I tempted my roommate to steal a brand new expensive deodorant from the bathroom. Our friend noticed it was gone and interrogated us for an hour before my roommate finally fessed up. After that, we all stopped being friends.

Story 3
Author:
A panelist admits they've been tempted to grab an airplane's microphone to warn off any would-be terrorists.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

I've been tempted to grab the microphone on a full airplane and warn any would-be terrorists from trying any terrorist activity.

Story 4
Author:
A panelist nearly went through with a major crime for $5,000 before the person tempting them called it off.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

I was almost tempted into committing a major crime for five thousand dollars. I would have gone through with it, but the person tempting me called it off.

Story 5 · ×2
Author:
A panelist broke up with a partner after they ate all of the panelist's expensive, rare peanut butter.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

I broke up with a partner because they couldn't resist eating all of my very expensive, very rare peanut butter.

Story 6 · ×2
Author:
A panelist had sex with their college professor at age 22.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

When I was 22 years old, I had sex with my college professor.

Story 7 · ×2
Author:
A panelist stole someone else's dinner because it was left out in the open.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

I once stole someone else's dinner. They left it so open to be stolen that they were basically begging me to do it.

Story 8 · ×2
Author:
A panelist lied about how many books they sold in a school bookathon and skimmed $5 off the top to buy ice cream.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

I entered a bookathon at school to raise money for charity. I lied about the amount of books I sold, then skimmed $5 off the top to buy myself some ice cream.

Final Board
  1. · Becky Lynch
  2. · Big Jay Oakerson
  3. · Harland Williams
  4. · Luis J. Gomez
  5. · Mark Normand
Scoring notes
Confirmed vs ep 100 (Milestones) 2 pts per detection, 1 per panelist deceived; "Double Points" from story 5 onward.
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