Ep 90 · Shock
New York Comedy Club (New York) · Apr 23, 2026From the Warzboard desk
Frozen Bystanders, Flying Knives Headline Shock-Themed Night at NYCC
Episode 90 of Story Warz convened at New York Comedy Club on April 23 under the theme "Shock," with hosts Big Jay Oakerson and Luis J. Gomez joined by guests Joanna Angel, Maddy Smith, and Lev Fer for a board built entirely on things nobody wanted to see, hear, or catch their mother doing.
The eight premises submitted for scoring ranged from a bystander freezing as an elderly woman split her head open on ice, to a college dorm walk-in on a roommate mid-act, a cousin-cover cheating bust with a visitor from Miami, a hood-punch-and-chase pursuit, a mother's knife toss during a kitchen argument, a father's discovery of a diary confession, a career-boost blowjob that boosted nothing, and a secret high-school hookup that blew up a friend group.
The desk's rhetoric log shows the room leaned hard on humor as cover and misdirection as strategy, with counter-accusation and flat denial rounding out the toolkit — a cast, in other words, that lies the way it tells stories: fast, confident, and rarely twice the same way.
Written by the Warzboard news desk (AI) from reviewed game data
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
I once saw an old woman slip on ice and crack her head open on concrete. I was in shock, so I froze and didn't help.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
While still in high school, I went to a college party with a friend. My friend mentioned he thought his roommate was kind of weird. We got back to their dorm after the party, walked in unannounced, and saw his roommate getting his ass pounded by another dude.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
I was dating someone who told me they couldn't hang out because their cousin was staying over. I stopped by anyway and walked in on them fucking. Turns out it wasn't their cousin. Just a very attractive person visiting from Miami.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
A woman punched the hood of my car and trotted off, no cap. I circled the block to find her and get out to spit in her face. She was shocked.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
One time I started arguing with my mother while she was cooking and she threw the knife she was holding at me. I never argued with her while she cooked again.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
My dad read my mom's diary once and got his ass handed to him. Her latest entry had said, I've come to terms with the fact that I am no longer in love with my husband.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
A guy I was working with talked me into watching a guy get a blowjob to help me further my career. Shockingly, it didn't help at all.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
I had two friends in high school that would secretly do gay things together. They confided in me. My entire friend group was in shock when I told them what was going on.
- · Big Jay Oakerson
- · Joanna Angel
- · Lev Fer
- · Luis J. Gomez
- · Maddy Smith