Ep 103 · Pressure
New York Comedy Club (New York) · Jul 23, 2026From the Warzboard desk
Pressure Theme Puts Panel's Nerve and Alibis on Trial
Episode 103 convened under the theme of Pressure, with hosts Big Jay Oakerson and Luis J. Gomez welcoming Andy Haynes, Pandji Pragiwaksono, and Peyton Ruddy to the desk for eight rounds of forced composure — a bathroom emergency mid-set, a traffic stop with contraband on the seat, a duet performed under the direct gaze of the artist being covered, and more, each panelist working to keep a straight face while carrying either the truth or the lie.
Written by the Warzboard news desk (AI) from reviewed game data
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
I once had a girlfriend who said she liked me because I'm funny, to a point where if I wasn't funny, she would get very upset and angry. I had to prepare a set of jokes every time I wanted to call her or meet her just so that she wouldn't go crazy on me.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
As a teenager, I accidentally ate an entire container of what I thought were delicious blueberries, but it ended up being pie filling. I came home having to [go] really bad, [and I was] locked out. I climbed through a window and [went] purple down the side of the house and all over the floor. I cleaned it up using my mom's white towels.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
I once got pulled over for speeding, and I had a bong, a case of beer, and an AK-47 in my trunk, where I had also left my wallet.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
When I was in elementary school, we were being shown a video about slavery for the first time, and after the video was over, I patted my black friend on the back and said, 'I'm sorry that happened, man.'
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
I was asked to sing a song by a certain artist while they were in the room. I practiced, panicked, and almost bailed. I saw the artist watching from the back of the room, and I did a great job.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
I slept on an air mattress for over a year. It would lose all of its pressure every night, and I'd wake up on a hard floor every morning.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
I once had to perform without my underwear, because I had thrown them away in a city trash bin after shitting myself on the way to the comedy club. I crushed it, though.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
Once in my 20s, I got blue balls so bad that when I eventually busted, I came so hard that I hit the opposite wall with force.
- · Andy Haynes
- · Big Jay Oakerson
- · Luis J. Gomez
- · Pandji Pragiwaksono
- · Peyton Ruddy