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Ep 103 · Pressure

New York Comedy Club (New York) · Jul 23, 2026
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Pressure Theme Puts Panel's Nerve and Alibis on Trial

Episode 103 convened under the theme of Pressure, with hosts Big Jay Oakerson and Luis J. Gomez welcoming Andy Haynes, Pandji Pragiwaksono, and Peyton Ruddy to the desk for eight rounds of forced composure — a bathroom emergency mid-set, a traffic stop with contraband on the seat, a duet performed under the direct gaze of the artist being covered, and more, each panelist working to keep a straight face while carrying either the truth or the lie.

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The Rounds
Story 1
Author:
A panelist's girlfriend liked him only because he was funny, so he had to prepare jokes before every call or meetup to keep her from getting upset.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

I once had a girlfriend who said she liked me because I'm funny, to a point where if I wasn't funny, she would get very upset and angry. I had to prepare a set of jokes every time I wanted to call her or meet her just so that she wouldn't go crazy on me.

Story 2
Author:
A teenager accidentally ate a whole container of pie filling mistaking it for blueberries, then had a bathroom accident climbing through a window and cleaned it up with his mom's white towels.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

As a teenager, I accidentally ate an entire container of what I thought were delicious blueberries, but it ended up being pie filling. I came home having to [go] really bad, [and I was] locked out. I climbed through a window and [went] purple down the side of the house and all over the floor. I cleaned it up using my mom's white towels.

Story 3
Author:
A panelist got pulled over for speeding with a bong, a case of beer, and an AK-47 in the trunk, right next to where they'd left their wallet.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

I once got pulled over for speeding, and I had a bong, a case of beer, and an AK-47 in my trunk, where I had also left my wallet.

Story 4
Author:
After being shown a slavery video for the first time in elementary school, a panelist patted his Black friend on the back and apologized to him.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

When I was in elementary school, we were being shown a video about slavery for the first time, and after the video was over, I patted my black friend on the back and said, 'I'm sorry that happened, man.'

Story 5 · ×2
Author:
A panelist was asked to sing a song by a specific artist who was in the room, nearly panicked out of it, but performed well while being watched by the artist.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

I was asked to sing a song by a certain artist while they were in the room. I practiced, panicked, and almost bailed. I saw the artist watching from the back of the room, and I did a great job.

Story 6 · ×2
Author:
A panelist slept on a slowly-deflating air mattress for over a year and woke up on the hard floor every morning.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

I slept on an air mattress for over a year. It would lose all of its pressure every night, and I'd wake up on a hard floor every morning.

Story 7 · ×2
Author:
A panelist had to perform without underwear after throwing it in a city trash bin when they pooped themselves on the way to the comedy club, and still crushed the set.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

I once had to perform without my underwear, because I had thrown them away in a city trash bin after shitting myself on the way to the comedy club. I crushed it, though.

Story 8 · ×2
Author:
In his 20s, a panelist got such bad blue balls that when he finally finished, he came hard enough to hit the opposite wall.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

Once in my 20s, I got blue balls so bad that when I eventually busted, I came so hard that I hit the opposite wall with force.

Final Board
  1. · Andy Haynes
  2. · Big Jay Oakerson
  3. · Luis J. Gomez
  4. · Pandji Pragiwaksono
  5. · Peyton Ruddy
Scoring notes
Confirmed vs ep 100 (Milestones) 2 pts per detection, 1 per panelist deceived; "Double Points" from story 5 onward.
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