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File No. 014 · opened Apr 2026Uncle Lazer
Guest · known to the desk as The Clown Defense · 1 appearance on file
Appearances
1
on file
Wins
0
editions
Pts / episode
15
raw
Deception
88%
fooled the panel
Detection
33%
caught the author
The Rap Sheet — how they lie
Jokes his way out of scrutiny.
Truthful55%
Omission24%
Bald lie17%
Bullshit3%
Preferred tactics
Humor as shield11
Misdirection5
Strategic silence3
AI-annotated · 44 turns · 16% uncertain attribution · weighted counts
Distinctions
No distinctions on file. The desk is watching.
Who they read
Sam Roberts50%2 stories
Big Jay Oakerson50%2 stories
Luis J. Gomez0%1 story
Kim Congdon0%1 story
Who reads them
Kim Congdon50%2 stories
Luis J. Gomez0%2 stories
Big Jay Oakerson0%2 stories
Sam Roberts0%2 stories
Appearance log
Ep 91 · Toys Apr 30, 2026
Single-edition results stay under redaction; the career line above spoils nothing.