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Mike Figs

Guest · known to the desk as The Houdini · 1 appearance on file
File No. 007 · opened Apr 2026
Appearances
1
on file
Wins
0
editions
Pts / episode
6
raw
Deception
38%
fooled the panel
Detection
14%
caught the author
The Rap Sheet — how they lie

Redirects scrutiny before it lands.

Truthful41%
Bald lie26%
Bullshit23%
Omission10%
Preferred tactics
Misdirection10
Humor as shield6
Flat denial3
AI-annotated · 39 turns · 36% uncertain attribution · weighted counts
Distinctions

No distinctions on file. The desk is watching.

Who they read
Big Jay Oakerson100%1 story
Luis J. Gomez0%1 story
Mike Recine0%2 stories
Jacob Williams0%3 stories
Who reads them
Mike Recine100%2 stories
Luis J. Gomez50%2 stories
Big Jay Oakerson50%2 stories
Jacob Williams50%2 stories
Appearance log
Ep 89 · Celebrations Apr 16, 2026

Single-edition results stay under redaction; the career line above spoils nothing.